Putting a website together takes a lot of work ... even more so a webcomic/editorial/news aggregator/community, the likes of which you have never imagined in your darkest, scariest, most wonderfullest dreams. It requires countless hours of scheming, precise manipulation of 1's and 0's at the subatomic level, and hundreds upon hundreds of fresh, eager young Somali children working day and night in our vast network of shaft and tunnel mines. And that's just for the forums. Soon, you will witness for yourselves the glory and splendor of Centripetal Notion, but in the meantime, here is a glimpse of what lies on the horizon:

THE COMIC
Updated weekly, we will reflect on current topics and enlighten you with our keen sense of humor and masterful composition, delicately balancing the form and function of sequential graphic storytelling in an overture to the visual medium. God willing, there will also be ninjas.

THE EDITORIAL
A more frequent dose of our radiant intellect will be administered via this portion of the site, where we will post semi-frequently about our musings, the musings of others, and in general what life is like for us musers of art, philosophy, science, video games, and overused synonyms.

THE NEWS
One-fourth technology, one-fourth culture, and three-eighths world affairs, with two sixteenths left over for reflection and unrestrained speculation. Get your fix of the latest developments in all things interesting without all that pesky clicking, typing and searching. Updated as often as things happen, and trust us, things happen all the time.

THE FORUMS
Tickle the neurons of other readers in our elaborately conceived forums, cast from solid, scientific-grade HTML and PHP. With an audience of fellow lovers of the Notion, you'll never again find yourself wondering if anyone else is as crazy as you are. They're not. Jesus, you're fucking nuts.

Drop us a line, offer suggestions, adopt a Somali child. If you ask nicely, we'll send you a welcome email when Centripetal Notion goes online. Heck, we might even include some ... stuff ... um, we'll have to think about that. Regardless, you'll never know if you don't ask, and you can't ask until you click below. So go ahead, we look forward to hearing from you ... even if you are raving mad.

// CASEY & JUSTIN

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